Post by SHELDON DEREK ANGEL on Jan 5, 2012 20:44:21 GMT -5
SHELDON DEREK ANGEL
seventeen, junior, pansexual, obnoxious, outgoing, christofer dew
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Hey weirdo, what's your name?
Weirdo? Well, you're a dick. But, anyways... Call me Derek, but it's Sheldon. Technically Derek is too but it's my middle name and I like it a lot better. I've never introduced myself as Sheldon and I never will, that's just how it is. Everyone pretty much knows it's Sheldon though because of the roaster at the beginning of the year when the teacher calls out "Sheldon Angel?" and I have to reply, "Derek!" It's pretty embarrassing, and I hate my name so much, but I guess that's what happens when your mom is a dork and your dad is an asshole.
Whatever bro. How old are you? Tell me about your school and grade, what you do after school and what not. How are your grades?
I'm seventeen years old, but people tell me I look about twelve haha. I'm a junior at first colonial and it sucks there but hey, at least the teachers aren't about to keel over and die. It's like Florida is filled with all young people. I'm on the soccer team and that's about it, unless smoking weed is a sport. Oh, and glee club. Uh, my grades are... alright. I forget about a lot of my work sometimes but hey, I'm passing.
Tell me all your favorites from food to music.
Oh boy. Well, my favorite food is definitely pizza, haha! I like A day to remember, the color red, weed, and my favorite subject is probably English. My favorite show is My Little Pony.
Are you a flirt? What team do you swing for? How long do your relationships last? Are you currently in one?
I certainly am a flirt... ha, I'm pansexual. I like all kinds of things, if you get what I mean. I haven't had a long lasting relationship in an uber long time but hey, shit could happen. I'm not close minded to the idea of it. I am not currently with anyone and I'm a'ight with that.
Tell me some of your hobbies.
Um, I draw? I collect buttons and stuff and go to concerts. I also like to write short stories occasionally. Porn is also fun, yes indeed. I sing and play guitar, too.
And you wonder why I think you're weird. Anyways... tell me about your siblings and parents? Family background? Financial status?
Come on, I'm not that weird. Anyways, uh.. I have two little sisters and a brother. I live with them all still, but I might as well not. I hardly do anything with them because I'm just not as attached, and I really don't like being the kid they look up to and say not to be like me, you know? The drugs, alcohol, sex, tattoos, piercings, the way I dress, they hate it all. My family's a typical catholic bunch of... er, nevermind. They're pretty wealthy, though, so I do have some advantages.
What's something you don't anyone to know? This interview is being locked away forever in the chamber of secrets, so no worries.
Oh, god, you mean Harry Potter's gonna hear this? Oh, well.. he's a cool guy. I guess I don't mind him knowing that I'm a virgin even though I broadcast being otherwise and act like I've done it a million times.
WHAT PEOPLE THINK OF SHELDON.
HIS MOTHER: " Oh, Sheldon? He's my first born son! I'm so proud of him, all grown up now. He's really a great kid, even if he seems misguided. He's independent and has creativity to last him a life time! I worry about him sometimes, but I know he'll make it big. He sings like an Angel, and his music is great!"
HIS DAD: "Sheldon is my first born son, and he's... definitely something. He got tattoos and piercings without our permission, and I'm positive he's having sex and doing drugs whenever he's not in my sight. That's just the kind of scumbag he's turned out to be, and I know he's going to end up somewhere bad and run out of trust fund money because he won't be able to handle it."
BRANDON STEELE: "Derek? Wait, you mean, his name is Sheldon? Oh, god, that's fucking hilarious. I hate that kid, he thinks he's hot shit and he's loud as fuck."
JAMES RUNE: "Who's Sheldon? ... Hahahahhaa... okay, well, he's a great guy! He creeps me out sometimes because he says he wants to fuck me, and that's just kinda weird but aside from that he's always been very... nice to me, so I don't have a problem with the kid."
MISTER EVANS: "Sheldon is definitely a handful in class, sometimes I wish I didn't have him, but I do enjoy reading his essays! He's a very intelligent young man, I just don't know why he chooses to not use it to his advantage. He has something most kids don't but he wastes it by indulging in god knows what and skipping classes occasionally. Sometimes he doesn't even hand anything in, so his grade could be a lot better in my class. I think he could improve greatly, but whenever I try to talk to him about it he insults my hair, so I'm just not going to go there."
