REED, jared matthew

[JARED MATTHEW REED]

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[atrb= border, 0, true] jared matthew reed. [/style][style= width: 194px; height: 300px; background-image: url(http://i.imgur.com/AKxVz.jpg);] [/style][style=width: 194px; padding-top: 19px; padding-bottom: 19px; background-color: #656565; font family: arial; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; color: #f1f1f1; font-style: italic;]allie.

"Hi. You're a new face, why don't you tell us about your name? Got any special stories behind it? My name is Diane. I'm going to be your counselor throughout your remaining two college years." "I'm a gift from god that goes by Jared. My full name is Jared Matthew Reed but you're probably never going to hear me say that in one sentence again so soak it up while you can. Stories? What the fuck do you mean stories? My mom said it and they wrote it down. That's great Diane. You're going to hate me by the end of the interview and I already hate you so I can already tell these next two years are going to be a blast. " "Oh, I can already feel the fun... Well, alright. Can you tell me a little bit about yourself, maybe this time leaving out the profanity?" "Nope, not possible in the least. Fuck fuck fuck. You're gonna have to get over that, sweetheart, and get over it quick. Me? Oh, that's easy! I'm a Gemini - hot, right? Twenty one years old and I like to party. There ain't nothing better than a good party with your friends." "It's good to hear that you're social. What about your school plans? Have you picked out a major yet? "Social should be my middle name. Acting and I'm minoring in literature." "Oh... really? That's cool, but both of those aren't very stable in the name of careers. What are you going to do if neither of those pan out for you?" "Cool? It's fucking awesome. Wait, wait... back it up, lady. First of all, that shouldn't even be a question. On the impossible chance that acting doesn't work out, I'm going to be a magnificent author. And I'm not saying I have any chance of losing this challenge you've bestowed upon me, but even if I didn't work a career out, I'm a trust fund kid and I'm set for life. Take your negativity with you and leave me the hell alone." "Okay, calm down. How about we turn the gears and talk about you some more... what are your favorite things? Color, tv shows, movies, music..." "That's right. Oh, uh... my favorite color is Orange. It's such an underrated, majestic color. I don't give a damn about television but I watch spongebob. Any Marvel movie makes me happy and I'm generally into indie music but techno and party shit is always good." "I'm sorry, what's Marvel?" "Do not speak to me." "Jared, we're not done with the interview." "Oh, yes we are." "At least tell me about your family first." "I have a little sister named Emma and she's also a gift from god. A little bit of an emo, but a gift from god nonetheless. She lives with my parents though, back in California and I miss the hell out of her. I spent the last week soaking as much time up as I could." "How's your relationship with your parents?" "It sucks but I'm not cut off. That's all that matters. I live in a fine-ass condo and I'm happy. Is that all?" "Yes, Jared. That's all." "Fucking finally.". [/style][style= width: 188px; height: 100px; background-color: #D1D1D1; font-family: arial; text-align: justify; font-size: 09px; color: #656565; border-top: #D1D1D1 2px solid; border-bottom: #D1D1D1 2px solid; padding-left: 3px; padding-right: 3px; overflow: auto;]look around.

male. [/style][style= width: 100px; padding-top: 20px; padding-bottom: 20px; background-color: #656565; font family: arial; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; color: #f1f1f1; font-style: italic;]twenty one. [/style][style= width: 100px; padding-top: 20px; padding-bottom: 20px; background-color: #656565; font family: arial; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; color: #f1f1f1; font-style: italic;]university kid. [/style] [/style][style= width: 100px; padding-top: 20px; padding-bottom: 20px; background-color: #656565; font family: arial; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; color: #f1f1f1; font-style: italic;]social. [/style][style= width: 100px; padding-top: 20px; padding-bottom: 20px; background-color: #656565; font family: arial; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; color: #f1f1f1; font-style: italic;]reckless. [/style][style= width: 100px; padding-top: 20px; padding-bottom: 20px; background-color: #656565; font family: arial; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; color: #f1f1f1; font-style: italic;]intelligent.

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