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Post by brooke adrienne donovan on Sept 27, 2012 0:18:06 GMT -5
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wait, what? he is? ... so you're mini bailey....
i heard about you. what brings you here?
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Post by jesse on Sept 27, 2012 0:23:45 GMT -5
Pfft no. You forget I'm extremely lazy...Except when I'm playing soccer and basketball. I might not be feeling up to cooking. I'll just ask you to make me an omelet. ;p
No. I'm not mini Bailey. I told you. Bailey is trying to be like me. Not the other way around! geez!
Um, my parents hate my guts. They didn't want Bails, much less me. So I'm living with my uncle. My parents......Are interesting. They dislike children even though I swear they have twenty. They just didn't like Bailey and I for some reason.
We're the two sexiest though. You should see a picture of Tom. He looks like....a butt. Bails and I are cute. I'm still the cutest.
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Post by brooke adrienne donovan on Sept 27, 2012 21:17:34 GMT -5
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lol you guys aren't even alike ;p he's got swagger
you guys are both cute. i can't see how anyone wouldn't like you guys. have you seen your brother since you've been in town?
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Post by jesse on Sept 27, 2012 23:47:27 GMT -5
You should. 'Cause that would make me the happiest man alive. I'll make you chocolate milk if you make me an omelet! ;p Or hot chocolate since I've got that mastered... (;
He's got swag? Pfft. He's secretly a nerd. Just putting that out there!
Well. People are insane. I vote my parents are insane. ;p And no. I didn't even know he was here! He disappeared from Tampa without a word or so much as a warning! He didn't even give me a number to call him. D:
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Post by brooke adrienne donovan on Oct 1, 2012 17:10:12 GMT -5
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what makes him a nerd?
so you guys are both here and you don't know about it? lolol, wow. i feel like i'm in an episode of Maury.
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Post by jesse on Oct 2, 2012 17:19:32 GMT -5
Marshmallows?! O: But I like my marshmallows and I don't wanna share! If you insist, 'cause I really do want an omelet.
I'm sworn to secrecy. But I'm willing to give it up for a price. ;p Make me offers.
You mean you didn't know you were on an episode of Maury?! The director didn't tell you? Wow. I better have a talk with that damned director. D< hahaha
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Post by brooke adrienne donovan on Oct 2, 2012 20:51:53 GMT -5
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uhhh, i'll make you an omelet every sunday, that's my offer. take it or leave it.
haha, very funny ;p
is it weird i've met you before he's gotten to introduce me? i haven't even introduced him to my sister yet.
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Post by jesse on Oct 3, 2012 4:57:18 GMT -5
Fine. You can have six of my marshmallows. That's all though. Deal?
Pfft. You win already. ;p So I better tell you now.
1. Bailey's IQ is that of a genius
2. He's probably the smartest fucking kid in all of Velocity
3. He's mastered NINE languages. He's fluent in all three. Last I checked, he was working on mastering Navajo.
4. He loves, loves, loves pokemon, star trek, star wars, and harry potter.
5. He loves math. He just won't admit it because he's a "badass".
Nah, it's not weird at all. He's bad at introducing me anyways. It's a good idea not to EVER introduce him to your sister. He'll flirt fo sho girl.
AND HOLD UP... You've got a sister? Is she hot? Is she like.... not taken?!
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Post by brooke adrienne donovan on Oct 3, 2012 9:00:59 GMT -5
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woah, seriously? i did not know that. nine languages? holy shit. dude pokemon, star trek, star wars, and harry potter are the shit. lol oh my god, he is a downlow nerd. i feel like i'm getting the inside scoop.
don't you think i know that? why do you think i haven't introduced him yet? lol dis girl aint dumb
lol yes, i have a sister. she's younger than me, though she looks older that me. mhmm, wanna see a picture?
she's single, yes. i just punched some tool for hurting her the other day.
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Post by jesse on Oct 3, 2012 17:26:23 GMT -5
Sweeeeet. (: When's my omelet gonna be ready?! I'll make your hot chocolate afterwards because you see, it will be cold if I make it before. ;p
I'll tell you all about him. He can't kill me 'cause he doesn't know I'm here and he'll just think you're psychic. His face will = O: especially if you're like, "when were you gonna tell me that you enjoy math and can speak nine languages?" It'll be a win. ;p I dare you to do it.
I dooo want to see a picture! OF COURSE I wanna see a picture.
Who was the tool? I'll be sure to punch him on my way to class (:
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Post by brooke adrienne donovan on Oct 3, 2012 17:35:15 GMT -5
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Post by jesse on Oct 3, 2012 17:47:26 GMT -5
Well yeah. It's about time for my third meal out of the day and my uncle won't make me anything. D: He told me to get off my lazy ass and make my own food. D: I even offered him hot chocolate. DDDDD:
Don't tell him where I live and we'll just say my uncle is homeschooling me. Then he can't kill me still. ;D See? It's still a win. You need a secret camera man because he'll know something is up if you have a random camera in your hands for no reason...Unless you always do?
She's a sexy beast (; Do I have your permission to "court" her. I won't be a dick/douche/tool/asshole, I promise!
THE STARK KID? He's so big though! Oh wells. I'll punch him anyways, and then run really extra fucking fast. ;p
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Post by brooke adrienne donovan on Oct 3, 2012 17:55:26 GMT -5
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gah, you're right. i wish i had those spy camera's that look like.. little gems on your shirt or whatever. it would make life easier.
that fact that you just asked if you could "court" her totally just gave you extra points. yeah, go for it. i like you enough to approve you ;p . but if you hurt her, i will probably mess up your face. just warning, ya.
yeah, him! yeah, he's big..... a big douchebag. you scaredy cat ;p if i could do it, you can.
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Post by jesse on Oct 6, 2012 23:00:38 GMT -5
Unless you want me to walk my lazy ass over there and eat all your eggs... (:
I have spy gear sunglasses that have a camera in them.... XDD You can wear those?
If anything she'll hurt me. ;p I don't break up with girls. It's just my policy ma'am
The Stark kid seemed nice. You should use the word jackass. That's what I use. Jackass, asshole, retard, bitch boy. I like Bitch Boy for him. That's what I'll call him... As I punch him in the face and run away.
And it's different if you punch him....You're a girl and fighting a girl is different than fighting a boy. He'll hit me back and he's BIG. A light tap would probably knock the wind outta me. Has Bails punched him yet?
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Post by brooke adrienne donovan on Oct 10, 2012 19:06:56 GMT -5
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oh my god, why do you own a pair of those?
she wouldn't do that, she's a sweetheart.
haha, that's true. no, i don't think so? i'll ask him the next time i see him. he actually witnessed me punching the guy xD i didn't even know he was around
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