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Post by jesse on Sept 26, 2012 23:11:15 GMT -5
Wooooohooooo I feel like I'm high, I'm so hyperrrrrr. What the hell is up m'lady? Why aren't you partying with me?
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Post by brooke adrienne donovan on Sept 26, 2012 23:17:42 GMT -5
[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, width: 300px; height: 200px; background-image: url(http://i56.tinypic.com/2v1ndpe.jpg); border-radius: 40px 10px 40px 10px; -moz-border-radius: 40px 10px 40px 10px; border: 1px dashed #6E7B8B;] brooke-xoxo ! gahhh cuz i didn't get an invitation, fucker.
how's it going?
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Post by jesse on Sept 26, 2012 23:19:48 GMT -5
pfft. You never need an invitation. You're so hot that you're your own invitation!
It's going pretty good. You should be proud. I actually did math today! And made hot chocolate without burning the hell out of it.
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Post by brooke adrienne donovan on Sept 26, 2012 23:23:08 GMT -5
[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, width: 300px; height: 200px; background-image: url(http://i56.tinypic.com/2v1ndpe.jpg); border-radius: 40px 10px 40px 10px; -moz-border-radius: 40px 10px 40px 10px; border: 1px dashed #6E7B8B;] brooke-xoxo ! good to know (;
ooo go you, you conquered hot chocolate? you're officially a grandma!
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Post by jesse on Sept 26, 2012 23:26:45 GMT -5
Don't forget (;
Yes I conquered hot chocolate! I'm a grandma?! If I'm a grandma, you're a great-great grandma. You've even got cookies conquered!
Next Mission (which is impossible) is eggs. Think I can handle those fuckers?
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Post by brooke adrienne donovan on Sept 26, 2012 23:29:06 GMT -5
[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, width: 300px; height: 200px; background-image: url(http://i56.tinypic.com/2v1ndpe.jpg); border-radius: 40px 10px 40px 10px; -moz-border-radius: 40px 10px 40px 10px; border: 1px dashed #6E7B8B;] brooke-xoxo ! this is true. lol cookies are easy shmeazy
oh my god, eggs are easier than cookies bro. spend a weekend with me and you'll be an omelet master.
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Post by jesse on Sept 26, 2012 23:32:05 GMT -5
Cookies are not easy. D< I've burned a billion cookies. Even my DOG wouldn't touch them. Which is saying something. Ronnie, the pit bull, eats everything. Except my cookies. D:
I need to spend a weekend with you. I like omelets but I can't make them. I can't even do scrambled eggs!
At least I'm sexy. Then I can find a girl who will make them for me. A sexy girl. Like you. (;
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Post by brooke adrienne donovan on Sept 26, 2012 23:43:16 GMT -5
[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, width: 300px; height: 200px; background-image: url(http://i56.tinypic.com/2v1ndpe.jpg); border-radius: 40px 10px 40px 10px; -moz-border-radius: 40px 10px 40px 10px; border: 1px dashed #6E7B8B;] brooke-xoxo ! you just suck at bakery kid!
when i'm done with you, you'll be a pro. they're not hard, promise.
pshh, i only make breakfast for certain people. and its hard to get on that VIP list ;p
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Post by jesse on Sept 26, 2012 23:56:55 GMT -5
I suck at everything that involves cooking! Haven't you discovered that?!
Well. I've messed up a frozen pumpkin pie and I still can't figure out Ramen Noodles. Not even in the microwave. Do I get a prize once I become a pro? Like a gold medal or a plaque proving I can make eggs?
I'll bet it's not hard for me to get on that list. I'm cute and you can't resist me! I make the cutest faces. Plus, I've got blue eyes and chicks dig that.
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Post by brooke adrienne donovan on Sept 27, 2012 0:00:41 GMT -5
[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, width: 300px; height: 200px; background-image: url(http://i56.tinypic.com/2v1ndpe.jpg); border-radius: 40px 10px 40px 10px; -moz-border-radius: 40px 10px 40px 10px; border: 1px dashed #6E7B8B;] brooke-xoxo ! lol well not all of us can be Rachel Ray! haha
wow really? you cant manage top ramen? tsk tsk... you need help
yeah, that's true. you're cute and have blue eyes... how common are those types anyways? so far, being here, i've found two boys that fit that description and its wierd that you two look alike.
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Post by jesse on Sept 27, 2012 0:05:17 GMT -5
Who the hell is Rachel Ray?!
I know I need help. Or a woman who doesn't mind being in the kitchen when I'm hungry. Which isn't very often, in my opinion. I only need five meals a day x)
We look alike? I HAVE A TWIN?! Actually, no. He can't be my twin. Nobody is as sexy/cute as I am. Who is he?
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Post by brooke adrienne donovan on Sept 27, 2012 0:07:26 GMT -5
[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, width: 300px; height: 200px; background-image: url(http://i56.tinypic.com/2v1ndpe.jpg); border-radius: 40px 10px 40px 10px; -moz-border-radius: 40px 10px 40px 10px; border: 1px dashed #6E7B8B;] brooke-xoxo ! the ultimate colonial arts master. duh!
you're so needy ;p
haha... you actually look sort of like a mini-me to him... bailey... something. i don't know his last name. but he's hot and he has those blue eyes that you gladly possess.
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Post by jesse on Sept 27, 2012 0:11:33 GMT -5
Does she have a TV show to teach me how to cook? And is she hot?
It's only five meals a day! That's not too much to ask. They don't even have to be big meals - so long as they are meals. ;p
....Bailey? Like....BAILEY? Married to his car, super athletic, and has a cute little rose tattoo on his ankle that he got with his girlfriend?
That tat wasn't while he was drunk - just sayin'. His girl talked him into it.
But is it THAT Bailey?
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Post by brooke adrienne donovan on Sept 27, 2012 0:12:51 GMT -5
[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, width: 300px; height: 200px; background-image: url(http://i56.tinypic.com/2v1ndpe.jpg); border-radius: 40px 10px 40px 10px; -moz-border-radius: 40px 10px 40px 10px; border: 1px dashed #6E7B8B;] brooke-xoxo ! yes and yes. the food network!
you're a fatty mcpiggy ;p
uhhh... yeah? you know him?
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Post by jesse on Sept 27, 2012 0:16:34 GMT -5
Oooo yay! Maybe food network will be exciting and I can learn....Or I'll just be distracted by the hot cook. Who knows?
I'm not a fatty! Have you seen my sexy six pack, huh? I just have food needs, okay? I need lots of food. D:
Mr. Bailey Tyler happens to be my big brotherrr. He's not nearly as sexy as me. He tries. But he's not sexy or cute. He's just trying to be like me....
Other than the flowery tattoo. That was a fail on being me. I have cooler tats.
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