velocity = pathetic

[you guys seriously suck]

aiden and dana broke up, big shocker! and he's already onto the next one. what a slut. watch out, sara harvey. he has a tendency of reeling girls in and then dropping them right on their asses after pulling the i love yous. isn't that right, lizzie?

but aiden isn't the only one who moved on. nope, dana's already fucking a new guy - zane. you must have thought we forgot about you and your mopey self, little franks. also, just because you were touched as a child doesn't mean you can go moping around. get over it.

back to the slut. dana, here for what, less than a month and you've already fucked two different guys? really? you're going to wind up with some kind of venereal disease. do yourself a favor and keep with mopey mc mopey pants over there because we all know he can't get it in anyone else and therefore doesn't have any diseases.

have we noticed how the franks and runes like to get together have have sex? first gayboy and fat anna, and now these two? they're going to end up having second generation kids fucking each other and it's going to produce a fucked up, demented little thing.

remember that little steroid outbreak we had a few months back? yeah, we're talking to you jayden. well, he's back on it - and supplying it to little sophomore dylan o'ryan. i advise staying away from these two at all costs.

sources have notified me that julian moore, after being generally inactive in the clubs and wherever else he picked up women, has gone back into action. he was sticking around for a little slut named maddie holloway, but now it seems that he's less interested in her, and just on the sex. have the tables been turned for you, maddie? this doesn't happen to girls like you, surely. karma bites, bitch.

[LIZZIE SKYLAR ROSE]

good luck with that, sara.

[sara rae harvey]

I don't need luck, booboo.

[LIZZIE SKYLAR ROSE]

considering who you're going to be compared to... yeah, you will.

[sara rae harvey]

That's not what my boyfriend says, babe.

[LIZZIE SKYLAR ROSE]

your boyfriend has a habit of lying.

[sara rae harvey]

And you have a habit of being a bitch.

[ZANE SAWYER FRANKS]

dylan wouldn't do steroids. he doesn't need them, he's like a little hulk all by himself.

dana's not a slut. we've liked each other and things just happened. also, the whole demented babies thing didn't make sense at all... just putting that out there. our siblings had sex, once, when they were fourteen. nothing came of it. now we happen to be their younger siblings and we're together. if we have kids, the likelihood that they would fuck is just not relevant enough for note. you're really bad at trying to sabotage people.

and, maddie, i don't know if that is true or not because i don't know julian that well but if you ever need to talk you know i'm here for you.

[JAMES RUSSELL RUNE]

there's a difference between being fat and being pregnant. that baby's gonna pop out of anna and she's gonna walk out like it never happened.

and jayden isn't on steroids. if anyone would know, it'd be me.