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Post by gossipcentral on Jan 2, 2013 2:46:03 GMT -5
we're all well aware that the runes aren't the most sane here in velocity, and this is just proof. james, the second oldest, has created an entire, made up religion that he follows very seriously and has begun to drag people into. watch out, guys, we've heard he performed a ritual on kaylee mitchell who also now follows the "rules" given in this document. it's one thing to believe in santa claus, which he does, but this?
There was once a day that was not a day. How exactly everything came to be is a complete mystery – but we do know this. Samuel, the great unicorn King, was the origin of it all. It is believed, generally, that he was spawned in outer space as a result of the former sun exploding. Yes; before our sun, there was a different one. It burned with such passion that any sort of planet in its range would have been swallowed whole. From within this sun he emerged, wisdom and glory beaming through his horn as he dipped across outer space, slowly but surely putting himself in an orbit. Every time he completed a revolution, he went faster. For centuries upon centuries, he was mindlessly orbiting, contemplating his existence. Suddenly, he noticed a change. He was going faster than ever imagined, and in this circle he was creating a planet. At the time, he did not know what it was, but he knew that it was a powerful thing.
His place in the sky had soon come to an end, when before he knew it, he was falling gracefully from outer space. He landed on some pinecones—ouch—but he recovered shortly after. “Good golly,” he neighed, kicking his hooves furiously as he shook off the prickly, annoying creations. “No more,” Samuel roared, and the pinecones all disappeared from the land. And from there he traveled the earth alone, creating and destroying things like nobody’s business. This became routine for poor, old Samuel though. He decided he wanted a companion, someone who he could mate with and reproduce with. He took extra time in creating the perfect female unicorn; but one little thing went wrong when she was created. She was actually a He, and a complete replica of Samuel, but he had glazing black fur and anger in his eyes. He was his evil twin. “I am Jerome,” he declared, his nostrils snarling and panting heavy, as if he had just run a marathon. “And I am going to be the new ruler of this land! Just you wait and see!” Before he knew it, Jerome was far gone, flying into the distance to build his new army. Samuel was sure of only one thing: a war had been declared.
Quickly, he created an army. The soldiers were named Modesty, Generosity, Honesty, Caring, Kindness, and Loyalty. These were the elements that would forever shape the universe. In return, there had to be evil. Jerome named his evil soldiers Greedy, Grumpy, Conceited, Lazy, Horny, and Iggy (Ignorant.) Nobody really liked Iggy. The battle started at dawn in what Samuel called the lettuce forest, but it was all just evergreen trees. The battle was an easy one. Jerome’s army fell quickly to them, and no thanks to Iggy! Right when Jerome’s army had an advantage, he got over his ignorance and joined the team of light and sunshine, creating a portal to the underworld so they could shove all the demons down it. Jerome was the last one left, hanging on the edge of the ground, and Samuel stood at the edge next to him. “I am sorry, brother…” he began to lift his hoof, but Jerome pleaded. “Wait! Brother! Promise me one… one thing, and I shall never return,” he wheezed, closing his eyes. “Bring… back the pinecones.” And with that, he fell gracefully into hell and that was the last anyone ever heard of Jerome.
With an annoyed sigh, Samuel tapped his front left hoof twice and all the pinecones returned. He realized this earth thing was stupid, so he decided to be a god instead, and created a world above it called Bliss. And up Samuel went, his seven angels trailing behind him. From there he created 6 human families to start the world off: the Johnsons, the Smiths, the Browns, the Hendersons, the Hughes, and last but certainly not least… the Runes. Everybody’s passage to Bliss when they died was not guaranteed, but if they followed the rules he left carved on a stone, they would be welcomed with open arms.
The rules are as following (he updated them throughout the years and listed them in order of importance):
1. No socks may be worn twice.
2. The consumption of blueberries is prohibited, as they are Jerome’s favorite food and that’s not cool.
3. You must always laugh at jokes, even if they are bad or not funny.
4. No wearing plaid on Tuesdays.
5. When one has their twentieth birthday, they cannot wear any clothes for the full twenty four hours out of respect for Samuel because it took 20 billion years to make the earth.
6. You can only engage in sexual intercourse if you are intoxicated.
7. You must always be nice to everyone, no matter what.
8. Cats are to be respected at all times. If they want your food, give them your food.
9. Never read the newspaper.
10. You must always put maple syrup on your pancakes or waffles, and they must be absolutely soaked.
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Post by nathaniel quentin o'keefe on Jan 2, 2013 3:08:34 GMT -5
wow, you gossip person, are quite the motherfucker aren't you? Who cares what so and so believes? Kaylee is a cute little unicorn and I haven't talked much to James, but he seems like quite the riot, and also seems fun to be around. Those rules are kind of fun and I'd try it if I wasn't so lazy.
James, keep it up. Keep being a unicorn.
Kaylee, stay a unicorn forever.
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Post by JAMES RUSSELL RUNE on Jan 2, 2013 3:23:32 GMT -5
To whoever wrote this, y'didn't have to point it out. I already know I'm a retard.
But uh, thanks Nathan, I guess.
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Post by nathaniel quentin o'keefe on Jan 2, 2013 3:25:48 GMT -5
You're not a retard, mate.
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Post by LIAM ELLIOT MOORE on Jan 3, 2013 0:27:35 GMT -5
tl;dr.
I don't give much of a shit about the backstory but if you're willing to add 'every dog except snow' to rule number 8 then I'm in too. Fuck this gossip girl bitch. Last time I checked you weren't a retard, butt boy.
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Post by JAMES RUSSELL RUNE on Jan 3, 2013 1:07:17 GMT -5
I think I can add that. I'll have to consult with some superiors, but it sounds like it can be arranged. Anything for a friend and you're a good friend. Thanks. I still feel a little dumb about the Santa thing... but I guess we all have our moments.
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Post by matthias damien tucker on Jan 3, 2013 1:09:34 GMT -5
Wait, Santa doesn't exist? D':
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Post by JAYDEN ALEXANDER on Jan 3, 2013 1:15:54 GMT -5
seriously? that's a dick move to post something like this. leave my fiance alone. he can believe in whatever the fuck he wants. he didn't need you to be a dick about his beliefs. everyone needs something to believe in, if that's what he chose, then that's on him. leave him the fuck alone.
baby, you're not retarded. <3
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Post by gossipcentral on Jan 3, 2013 5:08:25 GMT -5
not having that, huh? well, that's not all, folks!
by the way all of you suck and don't know a good laugh when you see one. it's people like james and kaylee who are here just to laugh at and they've gotta own up to that.
we've also been brought to the attention of the kidnapping. in our city? how could that possibly happen? everyone's so warm and caring, aren't they tommy? surely, if you're nice to people, they'll be nice to you, right? ... Right? Oh, snookums, that just isn't how the world works! it's no surprise someone as weak as you would be targeted. how did it feel, being completely overpowered? touched in the no-no's? starved? must've been like shit. just like you.
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Post by thomas adrian fly on Jan 3, 2013 5:12:37 GMT -5
I don't even know how to respond to that. Excuse me while I try to forget that the whole entire world plus the entire school has access to that.
I really hope you get hit by a truck.
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Post by AVERY COLTON WILSON on Jan 3, 2013 5:15:25 GMT -5
son of a bitch. touched in the no-no's? how are you gonna nag on a kid who got raped? not that you haven't before, actually. can't say i'm surprised. from what it sounds like, he didn't deserve it by any means. not that anyone does. you can't just know who to trust and who not to. that's not how the world works.
and you better shut the fuck up about kaylee and james. kaylee's my girl and jamie's my cousin. i don't know who tommy is, but if he's reading this - feel free to uh, text me if you ever need to talk. (xxx-xxx-xxxx)
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